Blonde Jokes

[Darin]

Lol.

We blondes arn't that dumb.

:reallysad ​

 

[hepmom back for more!!]

lol nice one !!!

 

[Ade]

haha thats pretty messed up. stupid aass blondes.

 

[IM at easports1515]

lmfao nice :sly:

 

[Pompal 09.]

lmao lmao good ones dude

 

[matelotdougla1]

Lol @ the tree one.

 

[Ieneco]

Ventriloquist
A Local bar downtown had a ventriloquist performing that night.
The Ventriloquist opened up his act by telling jokes about blondes.
Noticing that the crowd liked it, he continued telling the jokes for quite some time.
When finally a blonde woman stood up and said that he's stereotyping blondes and was outraged by the man.
Finally realizing what the ventriloquist said he apologized profously,
Interupted by the blonde saying
"Hey Stay out of this buddy, I'm talking to the Jerk in your Lap"

Car Accident
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.
The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police.
A police officer pulled the car over.
A blonde rolls down the window and says,
" Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another.
So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!"
The officer looks at her, then says,
"Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

Going Home
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde.
They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early.
So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they.
The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning.
The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date.
The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom.
She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again.
They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"