Blonde Jokes.

[Pompal 09.]

x_x

Not a Stereotype.

Well, It is but not to all the Blondes.

Some Dumb blones.​

 

[Farbumdam]

lol@joke lol@sharlene :lmao:​

 

[Happy As Can B]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

I LOL'd when I read she shouted ''Potatoes''

 

[Sarah Stallone]

wanna know the truth? :shy: nah thought id be like the other jokes o_o;

 

[jocminsk]

Did you even read the jokes?

o_o;​

 

[Deegu]

i find these offensive:reallysad im blonde

 

[Tibiman]

The Convicts.
In a women's prison a brunette, black-haired and blonde women was able to escape. Hearing the sirens being alarmed and the police searching frantically they headed for a near-by abandoned farm.
Unable to find a hiding spot they found old sacks to hide in, the brunette hiding in the 1st sack the black-haired in the 2nd and the blonde in the last, moments later the police came and grew suspicious with the sacks so the police officer kicked the 1st bag and the brunette went "Bark Bark", then the officer kicked the 2nd bag then the black-haired woman cried "Meow" and finally when the officer kicked the last bag the blonde said "Potatoes".

How to know a blonde.
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Swimming.
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

Ransom Money.
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"