Blondes and Cars

[Fillet-O-Fish]

A blonde bird pushes her Pinto into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor."
She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

 

[IVY X]

You got it Bobby - as in chick!

Lesley

 

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LOLOL BRILLIANT!! MC, more blonde jokes please!