blue lagooned miss. Orwells '84's got nothin' on 'em

[Donna]

.....on an otherwise forgetable day I was in the area, and moreover in the mood, so I checked out a few gripjoints in the 'sauga. bohemian (ick older ee's etc), turned on my heel and walked, someplace on Matheson that I used to go to years ago, fugly older broads so I back peddled out fast and against my better judegment headed off to Blue Lagoon to get the job done. mistake #1 of many that day

now understand I have been at this hobby for years and years but sometimes we do stupid things even when we know we will regret them.
back to the story

Entered the Lagoon, receptionist tells me there are two girls available and showed me the book..I chose from the book (mistake#2, one should always ALWAYS meet the chic as pics are not kenetic etc, plus i like the gripper parade, its a turn on..if anyone knows of a place where the mpas/grippers.whackers are really forward and flirty during the meet n greet Pm me please). Anyways cant remember her name. early mid 20's brunette, sloppy manmades ...

She enters the room and points to the price list and asks which session i want. I reluctantly opt for the BS (i always go for one of the top choices) and she asks for the tip upfront..I say "what" she says "look it's on the sign on the wall u gotta pay me upfront"(avec attitude).."whatever here u go"..so then she proceeds to give the most mechanical bsntug in history. Nuff said.

Not really related to the tug I should add that during the session while this tugbot is busy doing her "job" I keep hearing an intercom go off." mandy/candy or whoever.."to the front".fuck its like Walmart man, they have intercoms for the Tugbots to come to the front, peepholes in the doors and cameras fcukin everywhere. Whats next drivethru rubntugs?

shitty massage and to top it off the shower smelled like dog-ass

I live and sometimes learn..stay the fcuk away from this shittrap at all costs.

word T

PS...Oh, mistake #3 I leave my fcukin sunglasses in the room..go back 15 minutes later and ask for em . they tell me the room is busy and they cant find em anyways..in other words fcuk off thanks for the cash and bub-bye. The Tugbots have taken over.

 

[Ryce :)]

Sorry to hear of your experience, Tool. Your posting proves the worth of massageplanet.net in terms of spreading the word -- good and bad.
On that point, I think 99% of the posts about this place have indicated it is horrendous, from the cleanliness of the facility to the attidute of the attendants. I'm amazed they are still in business. I know they advertise a lot (including radio spots) so maybe they just rely on thousands of first-timers (who never repeat.) After all, the GTA isn't a small town and there's plenty of fish in the sea, obviously. Any other theories, guys?
Thanks again,
Mel

 

[Cheryl H]

The real question is how is it still open with, presumably, 0% repeat business.

 

[Nathan C]

At one point somebody mentioned alot of BL's clients come from the large Canada Post place down the street

IE> union boys

 

[203]

That serves 'em right

 

[Rissa C]

Tool, it's a shame you didn't search Blue Lagoon on the boards. It is known as the do'g breakfast. You should have gone west to Allure or north to SRM. Better luck next time.

 

[LiLi]

thanks for the replies...I actually do follow the board and yep it does work, just had a moment of stupidity and went there out of desperation..SRM Allure etc always better... Later T

 

[rhonda]

I think 99% of the posts about this place have indicated it is horrendous,

Please is there a link to the 1% of good ones.. I have Honestly never seen a positive review ..

 

[Ritchellei]

You asked and care of Big M the 1% solution:

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=108673

VBB

 

[Edward K]

A pretty good indicator that a review board doesn't effect business that much. I mean the 2 worst reviewed Spas on here are Alpha Care, Blue Lagoon and Blue Pearl a close third. All of them are still in business and all are busy enough to turn a profit. I guess there's a market out there for everything.

 

[Pompal 09.]

wow....

couldn't believe that monkey flew out my Butt !!