I know that this spa has been given horrible reviews in the past but *sigh* I am always looking for that 'diamond in the rough' experience so I gave it a whirl.
Needless to say I was a tad intoxicated - not drunk but buzzed out nice...too so it was close by my house. I biked there.
Anyway, I rang the buzzer and waited...and waited and waited...and FINALLY an OK looking Indian girl came to the door. The darndest thing is I can't remember her name!!! All I remember is something like Jessica or something...some name with a 'ica' at the end of her name anyway I think...
Anyway...I get there and get comfortable and she comes in and we make small talk...
My name is Mr. X.
no i'm not LE.
Yes, i've done this before...blah blah..vlah.
She starts giving me a back RUB - not massage. This lasts 5 minutes.
She then asks me to turn over - I do.
She asks if I want her to massage me 'There?'. Pointing to Mr. Happy. She said this rolling her eyes too! Taking all the fun out of it!!!!!!! As if she was pissed off to do this!!!
She starts doing that - which sux by the way.
I ask her for a BS...she rolls her eyes and says ' That'll be extra you know '
I told her to forget it then! and told her to just play with mr. happy.
She groaned again and tugged away...
I've had better wet dreams than releases like this...
60 bucks no tip and I ran out with Mr. (Not so )Happy half way in the zipper of my pants!!!
Needless to say I was a tad intoxicated - not drunk but buzzed out nice...too so it was close by my house. I biked there.
Anyway, I rang the buzzer and waited...and waited and waited...and FINALLY an OK looking Indian girl came to the door. The darndest thing is I can't remember her name!!! All I remember is something like Jessica or something...some name with a 'ica' at the end of her name anyway I think...
Anyway...I get there and get comfortable and she comes in and we make small talk...
My name is Mr. X.
no i'm not LE.
Yes, i've done this before...blah blah..vlah.
She starts giving me a back RUB - not massage. This lasts 5 minutes.
She then asks me to turn over - I do.
She asks if I want her to massage me 'There?'. Pointing to Mr. Happy. She said this rolling her eyes too! Taking all the fun out of it!!!!!!! As if she was pissed off to do this!!!
She starts doing that - which sux by the way.
I ask her for a BS...she rolls her eyes and says ' That'll be extra you know '
I told her to forget it then! and told her to just play with mr. happy.
She groaned again and tugged away...
I've had better wet dreams than releases like this...
60 bucks no tip and I ran out with Mr. (Not so )Happy half way in the zipper of my pants!!!