BlueBay/Green Clover Massage - Cloverdale TOFTT kinda

[Megan B]

Guys, I posted a 411 and decided to atleast check it out.

This isnt a strict 'review' as I did NOT use their services. But I think I TOFTT as far as necessary to give you all the skinny on what to expect.

So, a new massage parlour has evidently been open for the past 6-7 days just off Main street in cloverdale half a block from the Clova Inn on approx 57A and 176th. It is kitty corner to the Legion, next door to the $5 hair Cut Stop and across the street from the new Bank.

1) NOT Discreet - I would say that being next to the Legion and the hair cut place where everyone takes their kids for cheap hair cuts puts it in a less than optimal place. I was informed that they had 'borrowed' the BlueBay sign and would be putting up a Green Clover (very original for cloverdale) sign in the near future.

2) Prices - I was quoted 180; 200; 200+ --- ALL INCLUSIVE service starting at 30 mins and going to 1 Hour +. I would have gotten more specific but when I realized who was 'working' I was in a panic to find an exit. Price seems about average for what you pay for similar time in the area either from CL or special ladies. (approx)

3) Staff - there were 2 ladies working this evening. Monique (45+) who appeared to be running the place and her friend(45-50). Both are middle aged white ladies at least 45 years old. I'm approximating the ages here people, but I'm 32 and if they are less than 45 THEN they have seen some serious life mileage and that's not good either way you look at it. Monique was personable and friendly and did her best to make me feel comfortable and she looked good for her age....

Having read so many reviews where my fellow eforum.xxxites stay anyway and truly TOFTT bc their little buddies controls the shots, I was not going to make that mistake. So, I got what info I could and go out of Dodge ASAP. It certainly was NOT what I hoped for.

My main objective was to get a decent massage and a happy ending with an attractive or even semi-attractive 20-30 something female on staff. It didnt happen.

I hope this atleast helps you narrow down your chances so you do NOT have to waste a trip out here for no good reason if they do not have what you want on a basic level.

Any further details would be appreciated by anyone who has already partaken.

Hopefully, they will get a better lineup.

BoobieMcBoob

 

[CHRISTINE I]

I forgot to mention, I was in the mexican restaurant next to the Shangra la and an actually quite attractive Blonde (28-33 range) came in to pick up her order. I was more than suprised from the past reviews Id read about the talent level.

She had atleast C cup, was 5'8-9, very nice legs, definitely someone I'd do a double take for walking down the street.

the service and price might still be shitty, but I thought it was worth a mention for those of us poor bastards stuck out in the boondocks with bad selection. I unfortunately live and work here so Shangra La is out of bounds for me, but hopefully its of interest to someone.

BMB

 

[RoBb]

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