Bm Competition With Prizes

[WTFYW?LDG!]

FAIRLY EASY TO UNDERSTAND COMPETITION:

Competition name SPOT THE GEIR

How to play: Log any time or date you see Geir actually in his own bar and post here. If confirmed as correct you will receive the following prize:

A SUPER SIZED FROZEN TRENT ITALIAN SAUSAGE INSERTED AN@LLY BY YOUR CHOICE OF BAR OWNER. SAUSAGE WILL THEN BE LEFT TO THAW FOR 24 HOURS.
FEMALE CONTESTANTS WILL HAVE A CHOICE OF INSERTION LOCATIONS.

 

[Vina]

Sorry Dennis, I've seen him in his bar but too afraid to give dates and time. This is one prize I don't want to win..... if it's a female winner, I'd like to be there for the presentation!

 

[jkzimm04]

i thought you were out of competiton since its your sausage being stuffed up someone's orifice??
you surely dont think that highly of yourself that you could use your own??

 

[MissMoi]

No mate, can't use mine. Much smaller orifice's over here in Thailand so we had to switch from an Aussie sausage to Italian LOL

 

[Zippi]

If you read Den's post closer you'll realise it's not his own sausage 555555

 

[in_lovebaby13]

need a supplier???

 

[Ella_Fitzzy]

a supplier?????????????? is that like a stapler??????????? or is it that sex talking sort of rude stuff again?????

Only asked cos I really need a stapler.

 

[__sanja_____]

Den is well "out of order"!

If I was Geir, I would get a large life size cardboard cut-out, of himself and stick in the bar. So he could always be where he should.

Then he can get one of Den, and stick that in soi paradise!55555555

 

[Simon C]

more likely the 2nd one, as I am coming and could supply some, if needed :intello:

btw. what you need a slapper for in this threadh:

 

[Kirsten]

Thats my boy:wai: :wai:

 

[miranda]

rumour...

Geir has turned and has a boy.

OO look... evidence...