I'm was in the same boat as Ishmel. I was first at Body Clinc about a year ago, same scenario as described, they pushed for the duo for the hour but I passed, it was topless with thong and self service. When I inquired about the self service part I was told that "somehow they know"... I left thinking that maybe it was just a bad isolated incident. Then like an idiot, I returned 6 months ago...(my fault)...same deal topless with a thong and self-service. Now I see them advertising on BP and or CL. A total waste of time. Can't vouch for Health Care but I'm going to have to try them out. Anything has to be better than Body Clinic. Thanks for the tip...