A chicken walks into a library and says "Book"
The librarian is surprised but gives the chicken a book.
The next day the chicken returns and says "Book book"
The librarian can't believe that the chicken has finished the first one but nevertheless gives him two more.
The next day the chicken returns again and this time says "Book book book"
This time the librarian gives him three massive books like War and Peace and the Complete Works of ****ens and decides to follow the chicken.
The chicken leads the librarian to the pond where the chicken drops the books and says "Book, book, book" From the middle of the pond a frog replies "Read it, read it, read it".