bored in the office??

[Bride2be]

please, give this a go!!!!!


ONE POINT DARES

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other
'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
9) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS DARES

1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barreled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".
5) After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in" the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6) While an office 'mate' is out, move their chair into the lift.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, & quote;
As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights".
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
trade?".
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
about it".
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash
each biscuit with your fist.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee,
move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

And if that wasn't enough for you...
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR SEXUAL
FAVORS".
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8) Don't use any punctuati

 

[Jamie lynn]

Fantastic. I have already made my way through 3 of your list and aim to have them all pretty much completed by the end of the month!! Its nice to bring the fun back into everything we do. Have had a few funny looks but more smiles so far than anything. But still they all see me as a bit strange anyway and its a shame to disappoint.

Lol
Babe
x

 

[rayzinside]

hey babe

pleased you liked it, have to admit i did get a few funny looks too !

- hey, you stole my avater!!!!

just kidding!

- have you done any of the five pointers yet???!!!!

 

[BotNieuauu]

Detox here you go, ahev left in all the one's I have done!

ONE POINT DARES

3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
9) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS DARES

1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES

3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
5) After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in" the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, & quote; As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights".
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash
each biscuit with your fist. - did a variation of this does that count?
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.

And if that wasn't enough for you...

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8) Don't use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time
this week!!!"
19) Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they have sent
it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

Sure brightened up my day, but that sad thing is people just looked and me as if to say .. yep that's MC for you!!!!

L&L

MC