Boring piss off @ Kuen's

[csucdartgirl]

So decided to go for some action today, big time. GF was too busy for the last 2 days and S.O.'s daily blowjobs came to a screeching halt 3 days ago due to the flu. So I called Yoyo, Jojo, Ada, thinking about doing a duo. Both Yoyo and Jojo don't answer for a long time. Then finally after a couple of hours, Jojo finally answers and she sounds like total hell (it was about 7pm and it sounds like she just got up from drinking all day and night). Ada answers and claims she's not Ada and nobody there by that name and that no girls work there. Then called Derek, and his number is no longer in service.

Ok so I go down my big list and I have a note that Kuen's is a place to rival MM's. So I call up and there's 2 avail. When I get there, mamasan ushers me straight into a bedroom with this spinner named Shirley waiting. She's like 5' tall and ok body, belly kinda large for her size, full bush (yuck - no DATY from this cowboy noooo waaay), and a face I don't find very attractive. But this wasn't going to stop my dick and the raging hardon I had all day, so at the cheapo rate of only $110 I thought I couldn't lose.

So she gets me in the shower and does the usual stuff cleaning the dick and asshole. Then she gets me on the bed lying face down and does the rimming with some deep tongue action. Actually I would have been happy to stay there for the hour with her doing that, but I thought I had more to look forward to. Then she gets me to flip and does a pretty impressive bbbj with good suction. But that only lasted 4 minutes and she decided to get the bag. I asked her to do a bit longer please and she says she's too horny. Ok I bought it just to play along. So she lies back and I enter. It's actually very tight which is good, and I pump her for a good 10 minutes before losing interest cuz I wanted to get back to the bj. She sees me lose interest but I guess she thought I just didn't want to do anymore work, so she asks me to lie down while she mounts it. So being the easy-going guy that I am (usually not), I let her do her thing. She goes up and down and up and down, I let her keep doing it knowing full well I can hold it off 95% of the time for as long as I bloody well please. Finally she asks me if I'm going to cum yet and I said I don't like this position too much, would you please use your mouth?

She mounts off and says my dick is too big for her and it's makes her mouth sore and her pussy sore. Ok guys, my dick is only 6" long. I am average average average according to Masters & Johnson. This is bullshit. I say to her there's plenty of guys much bigger than me and that she shouldn't have any problem with mine due to her experience. Well she then says that she'll use oil and give me a hj. I hate hj's, but being the easy-going guy that I usually am not, I let her go at it. Of course, I know that there's no way in hell I'm going to cum this way so maybe I can tire her out. Well, she loses patience after awhile and I say let's forget it and so off I went to shower. Came back and gave her $120, didn't bother wanting to request the change as it was not worth the $10 to have to hang around her any longer than necessary. Still had a raging hard on.

I escape the room to find that there's a fairly attractive tall girl I should have gone with lounging about in the living room, and plus she was really nice to me and kept looking at me. Made a mental note to come back and visit her.

Once I left, I called Michelle's micro down the street and went up to see her. She had only 1 girl available, this new Korean girl. So I went into the room and Michelle asks for my money up front, $150. I said to her it was $140 last time and she said, you had Jenny? I said no, I had the other K-girl, I forget her name. Now I actually don't care about spending $150 or $200 or whatever but for some reason it was all pissing me off. I looked at the K-girl waiting there and she is very plain faced but young. I don't know what the big deal with the K-girls is that all you pooners are raving about. They are not all pretty, just as not all white girls are pretty. Maybe you pooners are watching too many Korean movies where of course they only show the most beautiful ones. But what makes K-girls usually a no-go for me is that they are more conservative sexually than the Chinese girls. So combining the fact that any ethnicity has the same range of ugly to attractive girls and that K-girls in particular provide sub-par service (because of their typically ultra-conservative society and because the $Won is comparable to the US dollar) compared to the highly $ motivated Chinese girls, I decided to turn this one down. But that damned Michelle has obviously caught on that you pooners have this thing for K-girls and has decided to line her pockets a bit more. Frankly, there was the rage with J-girls too, but most every J-girl that I've seen working in the last year has been on the unattractive (physically) end of the scale.

So back down to the street I went to enjoy a smoke. That cigarette was the most enjoyable thing about the whole experience, $120 lighter.

OK somebody tell me what's Derek's new number and what's with Jojo, Yoyo and Ada these days. Please?