Britta S.Van

[Micah M]

Hi there fellow pooners.....

Had an experience with Britta (604) 313-1921 on friday night. Was feeling that I needed that something different, the "hidden gem" phenom. So.... she's an older lady, past 50, european, blonde, and must have been really something when she was young.

When I called her she was quite friendly, and quoted $.6 for an hour+....massage, nude, sensual and erotic....alright!!!

I get there, easy to find, she opens the door and she's older than I expected, but hey, let's just see what happens.

Well, to make a long story short, I got naked, she got naked. She gave me a massage that was the fast running of the hands all over back and legs and butt type... not really accomplishing anything, no pressure, no actual massaging of the muscles, but I'm always one to give it a go....you just never know what can happen, maybe she's just getting warmed up and she's just a little nervous....then maybe the real massaging will happen....nope, never happened

Anyway, some bum play, talk about tantra, and then the flip after around 15 min of the fast hand rub ( I ought to have seen Maria...25% of the $, and a really massage too....) then on to the oiling up the captain for some fun. Well, since she took all these courses on how to give an erotic massage, she had to show me all her techniques. While that in itself was fun, she wasn't very good at it. She kept changing from one thing to another, never getting into a good stroke that would allow me to get really fired up. It was too manic, too ... unorganized? She was not slowing down to concentrate the action or to have coherence....

She allowed touching and all, but not too much... and ..... well just to say.... I did pop at the end. It was just too bad that it was a disappointement and the 160 could'a' went to a better cause. Now I gotta wait 14 days for another toftt....

 

[zoea]

The smilie you used ( ) means cool, so what am I missing?

Or are you saying that you are embarrassed about the $160 WOT and feel the need to hide behind dark glasses?

Unless you are getting special rates, Maria charges $60 per hour ($40 is for 30 minutes) so it's more like 40% but your basic point is still valid.

 

[Shikha]

MSTO, too bad you had a bad experience. Do a search on these forums and you'll find Britta (aka Marian) reviews which are typically bad. Weird cuz on Friday I was looking through GS and wanted to call Britta based on her ad, but decided to search eforum.xxx first, after reading the bad reviews I realized I did the right thing by not calling.

LENLE, which Maria are you referring to ? I'm curious to try (or read her reviews first). Thx.

 

[myportraitdrawing]

Yep, there was no possibility of a hidden gem, given the great number of consistiently bad reviews.
Sorry that you pissed away your time and money.

 

[Napoleon Mcgregor the 5th]

The shades cool: ) were to hide the tears of shame. Seriously, as a long time pooner and lurker.... I shoulda known better. Marian....the reviews were spot on....she was nice, just the service was baaaad and I feel a little silly for not doing thr prerequisite research.....damn

So, any suggestion for my next adventure?

 

[2536856]

See post #5 of http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=47898&highlight=maria

Someone recently posted that she also does prostate massage but I have not asked her or been offered that service so I can't confirm that.

 

[Henry H]

Thanks, she sounds good. I will keep her tel# in my back pocket

 

[Sue C]

Hey, now I'm wondering which SPs give the best and cheapest total nude massage and allow touching ?