Damn that rusty trombone! Got my hopes up just to realize he was mocking my emotions and feelings. sniff sniff. Shoulda figured something was up when I couldn't find that place on Romeo's Purple Pages. But I guess I should check Alex at Utopia, her pics on the website do look like Alyssa Milano.
Either that or I should start my own Wally's Spa, call up some of my high school gina friends, and see if they're interested in getting into the biz. Actually I saw one going to church the other day. She still looks hot. Escpecially in black. Come to think of it, I think she was attending a funeral. Ooops!