Bumper Stickers 2

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Bumper Stickers 2

"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."

"Tow-ers will be violated"

"Montana---At least our cows are sane!"

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus."

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."

"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

"Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."

"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die."

"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."



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