Bumper Stickers

[dear jamie]

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides

Don't come knocking if the car is rocking

Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain

All men are Idiots, and I married their King

DRIVE LIKE HELL.. YOU'LL GET THERE!

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film facility

Reviewiends help you move. Real Reviewiends help you move bodies

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW

What is a Reviewee gift? Aren't all gifts Reviewee?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

If you are psychic - think HONK

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats

Keep honking, I'm reloading

Learn Reviewom your parents mistakes - use birth control

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in public schools

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Honk if anything falls off

I are proud to be a college student

Born Reviewee. . . . .Taxed to Death

 

[Dr. Ernest J Folk]

Here's one I saw at the "Seforum.xxx Shop"

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

Plus I like theses:

"If you get any closer you'll need to wear a condom"
it was in pretty small print too so you'd really have to be tailgating.


But i like to have this one
Welcome to America. Now learn English.


Except : Canada