A man walked up to a woman who was waiting for the bus to come. The man sat down by the woman then looked at her and asked, "Can I rub your tits?" The woman responded "No." Then the man offered her $100 she still declined, then the man offered her $200 she still declined, then he offered her $300 she STILL declined, then the man offered her $400 she thought about it for a moment and shook her head, then the man offered her $500 she accepted, she pulled down her shirt alittle to reveal her tits to him, then he started to rub them, then he starts to say " Oh god oh god oh god." The woman asked him " Why are you saying oh god for." Then the man resonded "Oh god, I have to think of a way to get $500."