And I thought I was one of the exclusive ones....
(then I sobered up and read this post)
I received the same message a couple of days ago. I replied a little but his pm box was filled. I ended up dumping my message and deleting his.
Surprise, surprise, I got another message yesterday, with the additional message that his pm box was now empty.
I told him the information that I know for sure:
1) Make sure to match the wine with the meal
2) Always have a good stock of imported beers on hand
3) Champagne and sparkling wine should be served in tall flute glasses
4) Allow the wine time to breath before drinking it
5) Cognac should be sipped, not chugged
6) Grand Marnier is an excellent panty remover
and lastly,
6) Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
Seriously,
I was quite shocked that he was looking for FS, etc at a MP. I suggested he try escorts. As far as MP's, I mentioned that it depends on which part of the city he is staying in. As far as the SC, I mentioned that I'm always at the bar, and I never remember who I've seen....
Al Cohol
Ps Don't buy the new Crown Royal rye bottle that is selling in LCBO stores. It's the same rye as the regular Crown Royal, except at a premium price!!
Can you say rip-off? (all for some new fancy packaging)