Call For Ideas: How To Boobytrap A Bike

[Radu]

I've had my second bike seat ripped off when I left my trusty steed chained up outside for a week; which is evidently as good as a "fuck you!" to local youth. They used bolt cutters on my cable seat lock.

I leave it chained right outside my window. I need some way to get with these bastards. Security cam? Some kind of alarm? Something that releases a cloud of toxic gas when the seat is pulled out of the housing?

Why should they get away with this???

Brainstorm some ideas for me.​

 

[Phoebe]

Buy a car.

 

[sir galahad]

If it's a quick release, you can insert a nut and bolt instead.

 

[faiskeoadave]

Can you still buy mace with the red dye? Attach it under the seat somehow.

 

[U_S_S_Enterprise]

Very funny.

 

["Tree"]

Move to another city :

 

[Wis.Devil Dog]

keep you bike inside and forget about getting even.

But I would like to remind you that a bike is a whole bunch of pipes.

 

[SmartA$$]

Right on :great:

 

[Nyx]

expensive pipes too!