Can anyone here give a decent massage to me? (I am male)

[Massage needed]

Hey, I am a clean average white male. I am a current member on here, but got a separate account for this. My benefits for massage have ran out for the time being so I was wondering if any of you would be able to give a decent massage just for shits and giggles. I am 34 and clean. I would come showered and even bring coconut lotion to help. Undraped.

 

[distinguished.gentleman]

Hey, I am a clean average white male. I am a current member on here, but got a separate account for this. My benefits for massage have ran out for the time being so I was wondering if any of you would be able to give a decent massage just for shits and giggles. I am 34 and clean. I would come showered and even bring coconut lotion to help. Undraped.

Unfortunately, the line up for free massages from women is a long one. At 34, you'll reach retirement prior to that happening

 

[Guy2013]

Hmm, the poster never stated he was seeking a woman? Maybe he is looking for a volunteer from the rank and file of members...Good luck on that one.

 

[Old Fart]

If he wanted a woman, he would not have created a new account.
Are we even allowed on this board to have more than one account? Not so on CAF, PERB etc.

 

[Massage needed]

Yes, I was looking for a massage from other members

 

[Jelloguy]

Yes, I was looking for a massage from other members

With all this fire down here - I'm not seeing ice starting to form. Good luck in that line.

For those who don't get it - Hell isn't freezing over.

 

[Guy2013]

Yes, I was looking for a massage from other members

Seriously Dude? Try Craigslist under "Casual Encounters - M4M". I suspect a line up will form to provide your request.

 

[Old Fart]

Seriously Dude? Try Craigslist under "Casual Encounters - M4M".

Exactly. This is a board full of horny dudes looking for a cute masseuse. Why on earth would a guy look here for for one of those guys to give him a massage? That would be like the Oilers looking to the NHL for an unbiased, decent officiating crew. Could happen but highly unlikely.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Exactly. This is a board full of horny dudes looking for a cute masseuse. Why on earth would a guy look here for for one of those guys to give him a massage? That would be like the Oilers looking to the NHL for an unbiased, decent officiating crew. Could happen but highly unlikely.

Oh...you mean like goalie interference on the first goal, offside on the second, and a missed icing call on the fourth overtime goal. Or could it be that the refs are from Saskatchewan and go to Ryan Getslaf family barbeques. I mean even if his brother Chris was on the ice and tackled players, there would be no calls.

 

[welldunn66]

Hey, I am a clean average white male. I am a current member on here, but got a separate account for this. My benefits for massage have ran out for the time being so I was wondering if any of you would be able to give a decent massage just for shits and giggles. I am 34 and clean. I would come showered and even bring coconut lotion to help. Undraped.

Staying on topic of the OP, when you have funds that are not part of your benefits you can use, save this information for yourself.
Just helping you out since you do not mind receiving massages from guys. On the other hand, most of us members here prefer ladies to touch us. To each your own.
Best of luck to you. The photo might stroke your interest.

https://edmonton.craigslist.ca/ths/6117229433.html
One of a kind male 4 male massage experience (South) hide this posting
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Good afternoon Gents,

If you are looking for that one if a kind experience that will rid you of all tension and leave you speechless, then I am yours!
Whether you're straight, curious, bi or gay and in need of a massage or the full Male on Male experience, my job is to ensure you are 100% satisfied.
I can travel to you
I am a honest, genuine, good looking 25 year old who has a passion for making others feel great!
So call or text 587-402-1335
Available anytime
I do not offer receipts sorry.

 

[Old Fart]

The photo might stroke your interest.

Thanks for getting us back on track WD. BTW, I think it's more than his interest he is looking to get stroked. You're right, to each his own but this is not the place and also, I have a problem with the fake handle. Casts a shadow of doubt on every other guy out there on the board. Now I am concerned if I am nice to someone is it the guy who was hoping I might 'stroke his interest'. I understand this might make me sound naive and closed minded to others but 'to each their own' applies to me too, so I am just as entitled to my opinion and how I feel about it.

I do not think it was appropriate to post that request here. Your suggestion (CL) was a far better option.