evilattorney
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mpter the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents
decided to go out for a beer. The guy Reviewom Corona sits down and says,
"Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona ." The
bartender dusts off a bottle Reviewom the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy Reviewom Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give
me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one..
The guy Reviewom Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy Reviewom Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you
drinking a Molson's?"
The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither would I."
Additional Comments:
A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some
pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!" yelled the Quebecer.
decided to go out for a beer. The guy Reviewom Corona sits down and says,
"Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona ." The
bartender dusts off a bottle Reviewom the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy Reviewom Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give
me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one..
The guy Reviewom Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy Reviewom Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you
drinking a Molson's?"
The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither would I."
Additional Comments:
A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some
pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!" yelled the Quebecer.