mami_pabon
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Nelson Mandela is sat at home watching tv when this little Jap guy turns up with a clipboard and says "I have lorry full of wingmirrors for you".
Mr Mandela looks confused and says to the guy "Sorry mate you have the wrong man." and the Jap guy wanders off.
The next day he returns with his clipboard and a lorry full of car tyres..
"I'm sorry" says Nelson "You've got the wrong man again".
The following day the little Jap returns with two lorries full of car doors and wings.
He knocks on the door and when Nelson see's it's him again he loses his temper and picks the little Jap guy up and screams at him "I"ve told you before man, you have the wrong bloody person, I don't want lorry loads of bloody car parts"
"Ah ... wait a minute preese .. " says the little Jap guy looking at his clipboard "Are you not Nissan Maindealer?"
Mr Mandela looks confused and says to the guy "Sorry mate you have the wrong man." and the Jap guy wanders off.
The next day he returns with his clipboard and a lorry full of car tyres..
"I'm sorry" says Nelson "You've got the wrong man again".
The following day the little Jap returns with two lorries full of car doors and wings.
He knocks on the door and when Nelson see's it's him again he loses his temper and picks the little Jap guy up and screams at him "I"ve told you before man, you have the wrong bloody person, I don't want lorry loads of bloody car parts"
"Ah ... wait a minute preese .. " says the little Jap guy looking at his clipboard "Are you not Nissan Maindealer?"