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A man is walking on a beach and finds a bottle with a cork stopper in it. He picks it up and works the stopper out.

A genie pops out and thanks the man and grants him one and only one wish. The genie warns the man that he must be very, very careful about his wish and be very explicite in his wording. The genie states that because of the single wish, the results cannot be undone.

The man considers for a while thinking about wishing for money, health, and all the things a man might want. Finally he decides that his love life is truly the most important thing he can imagine.

He discusses this with the genie. The genie agrees that this can be done but again he cautions the man to be careful how he words his wish.

The man thinks some more and finally decides he has the wording properly in his mind.

The genie tells him to go ahead but gives the man one more chance to consider what he is going to say.

The man says he is ready and says the following:
"I wish to be so endowed that my sexual organ drags a trail in the sand when I walk".

The genie shakes his head mournfully and says "Done".

Immediately, the mans legs began to shrink.