Goodnatured
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One day a cat died of natural causes and went to heaven.
The Lord said to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let me know."
The cat thought for a moment and said, "I lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stopped the cat and said, "Say no more" and a wonderful fluffy pillow appeared.
A few days later 6 mice were killed in a tragic farming accident and went to heaven. Again, there was the Lord to greet them with the same offer. The mice answered, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms.
We are tired of running." The Lord said, "Say no more" and fit each mouse with a beautiful pair of roller skates.
About a week later the Lord stopped by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow.
The Lord gently woke the cat and asked him, "How are things since you are here?" The cat stretched and yawned and replied, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could
have ever expected.
And those Meals On Wheels you have been sending by are the best!!!"
The Lord said to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let me know."
The cat thought for a moment and said, "I lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stopped the cat and said, "Say no more" and a wonderful fluffy pillow appeared.
A few days later 6 mice were killed in a tragic farming accident and went to heaven. Again, there was the Lord to greet them with the same offer. The mice answered, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms.
We are tired of running." The Lord said, "Say no more" and fit each mouse with a beautiful pair of roller skates.
About a week later the Lord stopped by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow.
The Lord gently woke the cat and asked him, "How are things since you are here?" The cat stretched and yawned and replied, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could
have ever expected.
And those Meals On Wheels you have been sending by are the best!!!"