How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?
He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?
Hiss and Tell.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
The purrpatrator.
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.
What do cats use to make coffee?
A purrcolator.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
Their paws.
Why is the cat so grouchy?
Because he's in a bad mewd.
How does the cat get its own way?
With friendly purrsuasion.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
An eskimew.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
Why are cats such good singers?
Because they're very mewsical.
What is a cat's favourite movie?.
"The sound of mewsic".
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?
Your lap.
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
Because it squeaked.
What side of the cat has the most fur?
The OUT-side.
What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
A Lawn Meower.
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he's always spotted.
How do you get milk from a cat?
Steal her saucer.
What did one cat say to another?
Nothing. Cats can`t speak.
He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?
Hiss and Tell.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
The purrpatrator.
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.
What do cats use to make coffee?
A purrcolator.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
Their paws.
Why is the cat so grouchy?
Because he's in a bad mewd.
How does the cat get its own way?
With friendly purrsuasion.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
An eskimew.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
Why are cats such good singers?
Because they're very mewsical.
What is a cat's favourite movie?.
"The sound of mewsic".
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?
Your lap.
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
Because it squeaked.
What side of the cat has the most fur?
The OUT-side.
What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
A Lawn Meower.
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he's always spotted.
How do you get milk from a cat?
Steal her saucer.
What did one cat say to another?
Nothing. Cats can`t speak.
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