Chat up line mission?

[Psychodelic Chicken]

I've challenged my brother and his friends to a chat up line challenge tonight when we got out. I have a few in mind, but would love your input. Im talking seriously bad, cringeworthy lines. =D go nuts!

 

[katiet93]

ahah this site is good:
http://www.laughinglarry.com/chat-up-lines/cheesy.html

A couple of personal favourites are:
If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous
Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart

and then on the 'cute' ones

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!

 

[Lea Lea]

Someone actually said this to me once:

' Are you a parking ticket.....because you have fine written all over you!'

An here are some others me and my mate just thought up:

'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'

'I have lost my number can I have yours'

'I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me tonight?'

'Has your ears been burning...because you have been playing on my mind all night'

'Am I dead, Angel?...... Cause this must be heaven!'

'Bond. James Bond.'

'If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.'

'You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.'

'Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.'

*Please note all th ese lines have actually been used on us personally! Lol