Cheese!

[StEpHaNy]

A man goes to see his Bank Manager for a business loan to start up a new Company: ...


Man: "Can I have some money to start up a new business?"
BM: "What sort of business?"
Man: "Selling cheese"
BM: "OK ... where will you be based?"
Man: "Cheddar"
BM: "Ummh ... and what will you be calling it?"
Man: "Cheddar Cheese"
BM: "I think you'll find that's already been done ... go away and think of something else"
Man: "OK"

Man comes back in 10 days time: ...

MB: "Have you had a think and come up with a new business idea?"
Man: "Yes"
MB: "Well ... what is it?"
Man: "Selling cheese again!"
BM: "OK ... where will you be based?"
Man: "Wensleydale"
BM: "UMMMMH .... and what are thinking of calling it!?"
Man: "Wensleydale Cheese!"
BM: "Look you can't do that, it's already been done, the name's copyrighted!!
... go away, and don't come back until you think of something original"
Man: "OK"

10 Days later, the man knocks on the Bank Managers door for the third time: ...

BM: "Not you again ... what is it now ... it's not selling cheese is it?"
Man: "Yes"
BM: "Really .... and where are you going to be selling cheese this time?
.... Leicester? Gloucester? Edam?"
Man: "Israel"
BM: "Oh .... Israel? .... and what are you thinking of calling it?















Man: "Cheeses of Nazereth"