Not to inject new life into an old thread, I had two totally lackluster experiences at Green Tree. Different attendants, same experience. I got the sea-salt body scrub. I had visions of ass crack scrubings, towel liftings, body drying assistance, all from smiling attendants. That, plus a competent body scrub, was all that I was expecting. What I got were body scrubbings with none of the above, matter of fact attendants, uneven water temperatures, sometimes the scrub and hot water felt great, other times the water cooled off and was uncomfortable, being covered with wet towels, no ass crack scrubing, no dry-off help. Just "now time over" and split quickly out of the door leaving me to arise alone in a dark room, dry off, grope around for the robe, and walk back to the changing room. Not really much fun at all. I do agree, however, that the peanuts and tea in the waiting room were good.