Chelsea@Utopia

[Death Metaller]

On the way home last night ventured over to Utopia. Only two girls available. Opted for Chelsea as the other one was too big for my taste.
Took the 40 minute bodyslide for $160. She then told me that it was an extra $10 if you use the Interac card because they get charged a fee and they don't want to lose money. What a load of bullshit. But given my nature, I said OK. Wasn't going to let 10 bucks get in the way.
The facilties here were up to there usual standard - clean rooms, nice decor etc. But....
I wish I could give her a thumbs up but I can't.
Massage was really boring - rub up the body, rub down the body, rub up the body, rub down the body.
When it was my turn to massage her, she made it clear there was no kitty play allowed. OK with me.
Then the usual I'll turn over now, you lie down now, I'll jerk you off now.
It was a textbook session. And Chelsea has a way of talking like a "baby". She asks a lot of mundane questions in baby talk, if you know what I mean. Maybe it turns some guys on but I found it boring. And the continual giggling??? When did that make a return as a turn-on?
Now, I've been to Utopia at least half a dozen times, but I think this is the last for me.
First, $170 for a 40 minute uninspired slide is a rip off. Plain and simple. Second the level of action seemes to have grounded out at zero. And that little extra $10 stunt will finish them in my books. It's not the ten bucks, it's them knowing, and me knowing that I got screwed. And not the way I wanted.
HFH and IT still rule. How about Kayla and Paul forming a consortium and taking over a few other wannabees?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sorry Count. Beside no kittl play, she also said no burping.

 

[?Sansa?]

....thanks for the heads up I wasnt going to try her out anyways because she didnt look as hot as the others but thanks for fyi...You figure with a sister like Paige she could learn from her..............

 

[ely dazzlepants :)]

Seems she's just not cut out to be an MPA. Next time I talk to Wade (we made up), i'll tell him to give her some brotherly advice about the matter.

 

[awesome!]

Albeit HFH & IT are awesome there are other places and other MPA's that do a great job.

Just my humble opinion....

 

[Emanuel E]

Next time try Tyffany. I saw her Wednesday night and she rocks. I had the 40min DBS with her and it was great. I'd go back for more.

 

[Gumdrops &Lolipops]

I can tell you that my first time at Utopia was a good one ...while I have not seen Chelsea, I can say that my time with Bria was great.

 

[Winston]

Good choice is you want a drunk. Saw her Wednesday night and she was on another freaking planet.

When are they going to get rid of Tiffany?

 

[uno1]

I'm sorry to say, but In my humble opinion, she's not a good choice.

She's been discussed here on massageplanet.net ad naseum......

If I may suggest the following reading:

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17223&perpage=9&highlight=Chelsea&pagenumber=2

Don't waste your money. Try someone else.....


Al Cohol

 

[Designer~Wife]

There are a number of other ladies you should have tried at Utopia: Bria, Cindy, or Jasmine to name a few...

 

[Downtide]

Any opinions on Savannah at Utopia pblues?

 

[Pokuh]

If you are looking for a warm lovely lady over the colder attitudes, then I would say go visit Bria.

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20028

Jesterz

 

[Flip]

So Diablo, What's wrong with Tyffany? I only had her the one time, but she was really friendly and gave a great BS. Never had the displeasure of having Chelsea but I had Jaime and she was awesome. I also had Lexis and that was disappointing.

 

[7th angel]

I haven't heard good things about Savannah. I have never tried her myself thoug.