Saw an ad for Chi Massage place in Maple Ridge. Met up with a lady named June.. probably late 30's, early 40's. Looks much like her picture in the paper, no surprises yet. The entrance is off the Lougheed Highway... not very discreet. Paid three greens for a half hour massage. Very clinical... lots of talk about proper breathing technique to prolong erections... just the kind of thing that makes you loose your erection. Finished with a HJ and a bottle of water for the road. It's kinda like going to the doctor for a physical... except they offer to finish you off while you're on the table. Mind you... my doctor doesn't offer me water on the way out.