China Town Semi Legit Adventures

[Justin's_Beaver]

So heres a run down on massage adventures in the past 2 months. Ive lived a lot of my life in China/Thailand/Indonesia so of course I have high expectations.

1. Bamboo Garden -
40 HH and 50 45 minutes
Masseuse was a youngish but very plain looking prc, and once i heard a jane from the hamptons in the next room complaining about her back pain, I sort of figured this might be a legit MP.

Foot wash, done very quickly in cool water. WTF
Massage was going ok, nothing great, no conversation, my butt was covered by the towel. I resigned myself to a regular massage. Then she farted. The room was fetid and the experience needless to say, disgusting.

Finished quickly and left.

2. Wenli Spa
Ok. So I began to understand that the average age of women on this street was alarmingly 40+. This sneaky place was down a small street, special offer. I was surprised to be massaged by a mamasan pushing 50+.

Place was stinky, the masseuse it seemed might be wearing dentures, and she gave me a cupping HJ for 40$. Ive never ejaculated semi erect before.

I really hate myself for that.

So many women on the Metro, so many opportunities....and I got milked by a 50+ gran.

Massage was bad and so was the HJ. Avoid.

3. Tong Tong Spa
On Spadina, I was serviced by an average looking, good PRC english speaking. The rooms are gorgeous. the massage was decent and she gave me a HJ for 40.

I might repeat if really desperate.

4. Nasha Spa
- Not a very clean place, again some masseuse in her 40s, massage was not great. Was offered HJ, refused.

5. San San Spa
- Ok as per reports here, this is the best of the lot.
- Went there twice.
- First time was Joey, a very built mid 30s PRC, pleasant personality but oh boy, what a great great legit massage. Kneaded the muscles firmly. I'll go there for her only for the massage. Took the HJ for 40, but hey, the massage was what I loved.
- Second time it was a mid 40s PRC called SaSa or Zaxa. Old but what a firm nubile body. She also gave a really good massage. HJ and full stripping was offered for 60 extra. Took it. Grabbed those silicon titties and she allowed digits as well. She was old but pleasant personality and a firm body.

Thats it for now. Im really missing the nubile 20s girls especially from Thailand. They are a mans best friend.

 

[DaNatural]

Place was stinky, the masseuse it seemed might be wearing dentures, and she gave me a cupping HJ for 40$. Ive never ejaculated semi erect before.

I really hate myself for that.

So many women on the Metro, so many opportunities....and I got milked by a 50+ gran.

LOLOL thanks for the reviews though but this wasn epically hilarious

 

[Justin's_Beaver]

I'm going to look for chicks on the ttc. It's exciting to imagine who from the quiet ones are wild

 

[jey77]

she farted hahahahahaha

 

[IronHeart]

FUCK OFF KRAYJEE.