Chinese Horoscopes

[MOMMYMARI]

This isn't a joke but thought I would post it here coz it's fun to do.....

THIS IS AMAZINGLY ACCURATE......
What ever u do, don`t cheat...




CHINESE HOROSCOPE






THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY
AND GOOD FORTUNE






CHINESE NEW YEAR, FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT
CHEAT OR IT WON`T WORK.
TAKE 3 MINUTES AND TRY THIS.










DON`T READ AHEAD.















FIRST GET PEN AND PAPER









WHEN YOU FINALLY CHOOSE NAMES, MAKE SURE IT`S PEOPLE
YOU ACTUALLY KNOW,





AND GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!!









SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME - DON`T READ AHEAD
OR YOU`LL RUIN THE FUN.







1. FIRST, WRITE NUMBERS 1 THROUGH 11 IN A COLUMN











2. THEN, BESIDE THE NUMBERS 1 AND 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2
NUMBERS YOU WANT.












3. BESIDE THE #`S 3 AND 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF
MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE
SEX.










DON`T LOOK AHEAD OR IT WON`T TURN OUT RIGHT













4. WRITE ANYONE`S NAME ( LIKE FRIENDS OR FAMILY
.....)
IN THE 4TH, 5TH, AND 6TH SPOT.











DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID












5. WRITE DOWN FOUR SONG TITLES IN 8, 9, 10, AND 11















6. FINALLY MAKE A WISH















AND THERE IS THE KEY OF THE GAME










1. YOU MUST TELL (THE NUMBER IN SPACE 2) PEOPLE
ABOUT THIS GAME.



2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE




3. THE PERSON IN 7 IS ONE YOU LIKE BUT CAN`T WORK
OUT




4. YOU CARE MOST ABOUT THE PERSON YOU PUT IN 4





5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.





6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY
STAR





7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH
THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3




8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7





9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST
ABOUT YOUR MIND




10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT
LIFE.

Make a wish..................


See, it wasn't so bad was it?

much love