Chinese sick leave

[ryuzog]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'






Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come
work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache
and legshurt, I no come work.'






The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I
reallyneed you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go
to mywife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes
everythingbetter and I go to work.. You try that.'






Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You






say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got






nice house.