Christmas Spread

[k_runner4]

What you all having for Christmas dinner?

I am about to enjoy Mashed Potatoes, Peas, Sweat Potato, honey glazed ham, Turkey and stuffing with gravy and Cranberries, Squash, Carrots all washed down with a chilled Red Merlot.

 

[piscesram30]

Boring turkey again :frown:

 

[irenaaneri1980]

I had to swallow my tongue - does that count?

 

[A pocket full of stones]

Hey I love turkey.

ok jiggy ...Turkey with stuffing, mashed potatoes ,corn, peas, mashed turnip with a bit of brown sugar. Homemade poppy seed cake and short bread cookies. A California zinfadel sp? and a french white. Oh and warmed up with a british beer called Lancaster bomber seriously.

Great when ur visiting relatives, I just had to mash some potatoes and pour the wine.

Skyped with my relatives in BC, had my daughters with me, my family from montreal and my bros family. My ex even sent me a gift of sorts. All in all im feeling pretty blessed this year and very fortunate.

 

[Yadeela]

My Christmas feast consisted of crab salad stuffed potato skins ,garlic mashed potatoes, slow roasted holiday ham, sweet green snow peas with bacon, pumpkin pie, a couple of coors light and coffee. I now feel like I have a bowling ball in my gut!:gasp:

 

[GrimLykReaper]

Shit, I DON't want to see or think about anymore food. I FEEL LIKE a stuffed turkey.:gasp:

 

[DeathCube K]

Christmas spread was pretty dam good... but... my New Year's Eve spread promises to be stuff that legends are made from!!!!

:great: :love: :tongue:

 

[Giovanna]

I am going to assume you will be having bald beaver wellington, accompanied and complimented by a tongue spritzer for the main course?:

 

[Bernie R]

We have planned a trip to "Dallas" for a New Year's Eve party! (To meet up with our friends from Cancun... just the 4 of us... )

4 days/ 3 nights, no kids, a shopping trip to Vicky's Secrets, and their favourite sex shop (and inevitable fashion show afterwards of course), an afternoon on Dallas's boat, a couple special BBQ's and a nice dinner out, possibly an off site trip to a local swinger club, & of course way more sex than 4 people should legally be allowed to have!

 

[Anni Apple...]

Just be careful Mr Dallas doesn't want to go have a sword fight on the poop deck lol

I could just imaging the look on CGs face when he and Mr Dallas say to the ladies:

Ok, now you two go at it while we watch and she turns to him and says:

No, YOU two go at it while WE watch lol....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Mommyhood is good]

Fortunately we are all in agreement with the no crossed swords rule!

 

[coco m]

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Talk about shrinkage!:gasp:

 

[Tara C]

How did a Christmas spread thread end up getting into sword crossing, and possibly sack switching?

Let's get this back on course, I had on Christmas day.

Salmon and Potato Chowder,
Shiitake mushroom risotto,
stuffed quails with a caesars salad,
lobster tails,
blueberry cheesecake and coffee.

Having re-read this I am inclined to say let's get back to the sword crossing, it's more interesting. :he:

One question I have if you don't mind CG, is Mr. Dallas bigger or smaller in the thrust department?:happy:

 

[Red Dragon]

Lets be clear... there was NO sword crossing... not even by accident. LOL!

[video=youtube;pOKV6JzHiNM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOKV6JzHiNM[/video]



How the fuck should I know! LOL I wasn't checking him out or anything... :shock: :roll:

I too busy watchin the ladies and then was too busy WITH the ladies and Mrs Dallas, to be concerned about him at all! LOL!

Aside from that, he is pretty much same height/ weight/ build as I am...

 

[dan94adibi]

Well, here's a little story for ya (don't I always have one?):

About 10 yrs ago around Christmas, a buddy got a new 6 or 8 person hotub installed on his back deck. So he had a breaking in the hot tub party. So of course we overloaded it by a factor of 5 (there must have been 12 people in there). So we're all sitting there, the snow coming down, laughing and joking when I feel this hand on my leg. It's slowly caressing up and down gradually moving up....I looked around, "who the fuck is that"??? The only one close enough was my buddy Freddy. Now freddy is a big burly furry jack the bear type and his gf is sitting on his lap and they're making out.

Naw, it couldn't be him....so he's getting a LITTLE too friendly when I lifted my leg out of the water (with his hand still on it) and said:

FRED, if you go any further you're gonna have to buy me dinner first! LOL

THe tub went quiet and he jerked his hand back as everyone burst out laughing.

I said dude, are you so drunk that you can't feel the hair on my legs? Then I said to his gf: I certainly hope you shave better n me cuz he can't tell the difference...goddamn it was funny.....

 

[Bloke501]

Bastard! I hope it snows and you can't go nowhere!

Remember, this post is useless without pictures! Preferably not of you! :

 

[MacKenzie G]

Ya, until you pass out and Mr. Dallas says to the girls watch this, I'm gonna make CG squeal like a piggy! :bad:

 

[Andrew M]

Christmas at my best friends with his family and extended family. 38 people. English, Dutch, French and Trini

Presents everywhere and for everyone. Two toddlers stealing the show, uncle HOF being told you're a natural, we need to find you a nice girl, settle down and have some pups of your own! Uncle HOF's reply, "When Hell freezes over!" I'll just live vicariously through your grandchildren and spoil the crap outta them and leave! LOL.

There's two turkeys and two hams, my friend slices the turkeys and I slice the hams. This is a feast to be had!

Turkey (homemade stuffing), Ham (with cinnamon, pineapple and mandarin oranges), there is a potato and corn souflay that is incredible, cranberries, yam, squash, turnip and then dessert!

The best thing about all of it is being with good friends.

Now, there was some unexpected extra-curricular activity. My friend's sister-in-law and her best friend decided to give me an extra special Christmas gift; a threesome! These ladies are late 40s, both attractive, children are all grown up and out, and they live 5 minutes from my friend. Thank Heaven that I wasn't drinking because I had the time of my life and so did they. All my friend said to me was good luck! He's heard they are both hoovers, so I confirmed this information for him yesterday! I think NYE could be a replay!

 

[p2000camaro]

Well my Christmas was spent with my immediate family, and things went quietly.

Dinner consisted of a 17lb turkey, homemade stuffing, potatoes, turnip, cranberry yam casserole, and 3 types of cranberry sauce. Topped off with a dessert of either homemade Christmas pudding, or my sister's chocolate (anti-)cheese cake.

I call it an anti-cheese cake, because cheese cakes are usually light, fluffy and soft....This thing is hard, weights a ton and is nearly impossible to cut....But it's so damned good!!! Chocolate on chocolate on caramel and covered in chocolate!

I most certainly didn't have the extracurriculars that CG and HOF had. Nor do I foresee such potential come NYE either. Though I do have a 5k race that night.

 

[vine]

I hope the ladies pigged out like some of you and packed on some meat over the holidays. :

Christmas spreads are pretty much the same for everyone. Turkey, stuffing, potatoes in some form, yams, turnips, yada yada yada and of course family. As for the family well some you like, some you mildly put up with and then there is always the one or two that you would love to drop kick across the living room. :666: