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[Marco Sarto]

What do you do with a green monster?
Put it in the sun until it ripens!

What do you get if you cross a longfanged, purple-spotted monster with a cat?
A town that is free of dogs.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the northern hemisphere?
Yak the Ripper.

How can you tell the difference between a rabbit and, a red-eyed monster?
Just try getting a red-eyed monster into a rabbit hutch.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has 16 wheels?
A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the monster have green ears and a red nose?
So that he could hide in rhubarb patches.

What happens if a big, hairy monster sits in front of you at the cinema?
You miss most of the film.