CIA JOB VACANCY

[Army Chick]

CIA JOB VACANCY

After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done,there
were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA
agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
chair.

Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.Take your wife and
go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came
out with tears in his eyes."I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, take your wife and go
home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to kill
her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death
with the chair."

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

 

[Danalisa: X-Women]

[sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif] cant stop laughing[sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif] REALLY liked that one

 

[haley_baby]

OMG! my whole chair was shaking from laughter
That sure was a funny one

 

[canada1238]

Brill that made me laugh out loud.

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[mwm0788]

Yeah, I'll bet it took you back to the good ole days when you and Crystallove used to beat up your hubbies with big sticks, hey Hopeful?

Holistic