Cigarette-breath, garlic breath, onion breath...

[invader zim luver]

DFK is no fun when the MPA has heavy cigarette-breath. It's really a turn off actually since I am a non-smoker. Garlic-breath and onion-breath can be a turn off as well unless the MPA is so hot that you don't care. If you offer the MPA a breath-mint at this point, do you think they would be offended?

 

[prashant4044]

Yes and yes

 

[Boo Boo Kitty]

More than likely I'd expect her to take some offense to the offer.

 

[Luke808666]

Maybe offer gum in advance to avoid the situation. It's a nice bonding gesture sharing gum.

 

[VeggieCandleLady]

I agree. There is nothing more romantic than those Dentyne (sp?) Ice commercials. They make chewing gum sexy.

Nuts & gum. Together at last.

 

[lonesome star]

I once had a session with an MPA who had limburger breath.. I am a cheese lover and this was a real turn on

 

[ladydi]

We make sure mouthwash is available to our girls or that they have some of they're own. Who wants to take part in what the girls had for lunch?? UGH

"I once had a session with an MPA who had limburger breath.. I am a cheese lover and this was a real turn on"
Yummy!!

 

[<<TANZ>>]

Well, if it's in the middle of a session ... hell yeah she'd be offended...

OR, you can say,

"Damn! My mouth is really dry, I need some Extra sugar-free gum."
as you begin to pop it in your mouth, offer her one - but if she says, "No thanks..."
Just breathe as hard as you can during the session so you can smell yours instead of hers!

hmmmm.. I was just thinking... What if her breath smells like penis? lol.. Then I'd still say I need Extra - and no, not the gum...

 

[Matt hardy Brand]

Garlic breath/Body Odour is the worst

 

[Dianne G]

Let's say you've been seeing one MPA prettty much exclusively, just because you and her 'click"? Over the last three sessions, the odour at the "Y" is getting stronger and stronger, more and more of a acidic taste. It's not because she doesn" bath, it's more likely a yeast infection, or something along those lines. How do you tell her? and maintain a good relationship? and keep you dick attached to your body?

**No smart ass answers please, just some info that might make a delicate situation less delicate!!!

***and it's not Paige!!!

 

[Seema]

Bruce,


We have discussed this via pm. You know who to go to about this stinky little matter.

 

[Robert Abuse]

Yeast infections usually are more of a pungent, putrid smell. If it's the same taste / aroma that you are referring to , bucky, then I've encountered it before - somewhat acidic - not bitter, but not sweet either.

It's somewhat of an acquired taste, but as long as its not overwhelming it's one I've learnt to appreciate.

The odd thing in this case is that it seems to have just appeared and then progressed. I've always thought it was just that different girls have different flavors and it was probably produced by sweat glands or something to that effect.

I really don't know what to suggest. Sharing a douche in advance wouldn't be quite as GFE - BFE as sharing gum. ( or would it ? )

 

[Celina]

Ward worried about the beavers hygiene as well, but then again he was a little hard on the beaver at times according to June.

PS Maybe you could bring it up with management. I'm sure they would know exactly how to handle the situation in a tactful manner.

 

[Steve the Fob]

I always thought Wally was a little rough on the beaver. I know he had the beavers best interests in mind, I just think he could have been a bit more delicate with the beaver.

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