Classes for Men - as promised to Hopefull and Crystalove

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"> >Subject: Classes for men..

>Subject: Something for everyone
Classes for men at our local learning center for adults - sign-up by
May1st
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each
course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide
presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Does it grow on the holder? Round
table discussion.

Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the
seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.

Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the
floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate
and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant
other. Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right
place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open

Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life
testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and
wife. Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation,
exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to
be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to the survivors."

Holistic

 

[Joyce B]

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I'm still laughing as I type
Excellent stuff Holistic and thanks for posting. It certainly brought more than just a smile some comforting truth that I'm NOT on my own ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Love, Light & Blessing's
Crystallove XXX
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P.S I'm printing it off for my husband

 

[GOiPHONE]

Holistic! do you know Martin, have you been seeing him?, you cannot know that much about hm without meeting him, I am suspicious[&:]




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That was really funny!!!!!

 

[Timmy Timm]

;-)


(See also my Smileys thread for Goodnight)

 

[Neodstome]

I saw that,

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[stopadeeboomba]

Oh brilliant Holistic

Just lurrrrved it, and could see some real home truths in it...
fantastic...[sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif]

luv & peace
stormdeva x

 

[Nadz46]

Where, When and how much! lol

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[shaken & stirred]

Don't get it - have I now lost the thread/plot/whatever?

What are you asking the price of? Not what I paid for my hair rollers, surely?

Holistic

 

[melouofs]

Maria means How much it costs to enrol on these courses!

You really have lost it havnt you[sm=rollaugh.gif]

Have you finished your lunch, I mean breakfast

 

[I hate you all]

Sorry Holistic

Just it would be soo good to have a trained man who doesn't moan and groan everytime I ask him stuff!

lol

Maria

 

[Julianne T]

I get it now, you want to send your man to classes to teach him to moan, groan, and stuff. Tut, tut, Maria. This is a family show, you might want to rephrase that post he he he. (Well, I was only quoting your words ...)

Holistic hoo can hardly type for

 

[seahorse02]

I will reply to this on page 4 of HH, THE place to be for the latest repartee and badinage, where the last time I looked Crystallove seemed to be going through some sort of death throes. Better check she's OK.

Holistic

 

[brad pitts brother]

BEAUTIFUL!! What a hoot, thanks Laura [8D]