Classic - Banta's letter to Bill gates

[NecropolisXR]

Dear Mr Bill Gates,
>
> This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have
> bought a Computer for
> our home and we found problems, which I want to
> bring to your notice.
>
> 1. After connecting to internet we planned to open
> e-mail account and
> whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password
> column, only ******
> appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we
> typed appears, but we
> face this problem only in password field. We checked
> with hardware vendor
> Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in
> keyboard. Because of
> this we open the e-mail account with password *****.
> I request you to check
> this as we ourselves do not know what the password
> is.
>
> 2. We are unable to enter anything after we click
> the 'shut down ' button.
>
> 3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop"
> button. We request you
> to check this.
>
> 4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my
> friend clicked 'run ' has
> ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that
> to "sit", so that we
> can click that by sitting.
>
> 5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in
> system? As I find only
> 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
>
> 6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working
> properly. My wife lost the
> door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with
> this ' find', but
> unable to trace. Is it a bug??
>
> 7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to
> protect my 'mouse' from CAT,
> So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
>
> 8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money
> for winning 'HEARTS'
> (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my
> home to collect ur
> money.
>
> 9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to
> learn 'Microsoft
> sentence', so when u will provide that?
>
> 10. Hey, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad
> there is only one icon
> with 'MY Computer', where is remaining ?
>
> 11. Are to kamal hi aap bole raha hi ki 'MY
> Pictures' there is not even
> single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo
> in that.
>
> 12. There is 'Startup' when u will provide
> 'Enddown'.
>
> 13. is that 'NOTEPEN' available in system? As I find
> only 'NOTEPAD' , tell
> me fast as I lost me PEN.
>
> 14. there is 'Winzip' what about 'Lossopen'.
>
> 15. There is 'WIN AMP' what about 'Win VOLT ',
> 'WinRESISTANCE '.
>
> 16. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about
> 'MICROSOFT HOME'