Classic Joke 1

[Fanny[loves]Ray.]

Rabbit walks into a bar. He goes up to the bar and says to the barman:

"Have you got any carrots?"

To which the barman replies,

"No 'fraid not, this is a pub matey. I can serve you a beer if you
like..."

Rabbit makes his excuses and goes to look for carrots elsewhere.
Strangely though, five minutes later, he is to be seen at the bar again:


"Have you got any carrots", he says again..

"No. I've just told you. This is a pub."

So once again the rabbit leaves, hopping out of the pub in search of his
orange coloured fix.

BUT! Just 5 mins later he comes back in again and goes up to the bar...
The barman spies him and shouts:

"Not you again. If you ask me one more time about bloomin' carrots, I'm
going to nail your ears to the bar!!"

So the rabbit says:

"Have you got any nails?"

Barman: "No."

Rabbit: "Have you got any carrots?"