Classic Joke 3

[Noryenicky]

A piece of black tarmac is in a bar. He is bragging to all and sundry
about how hard he is. "I'm so hard nobody nobody walks over me"! After a
while of continuous bragging a piece of red tarmac walks in. He mutters
angrily at the barman "Whiskey and make it quick or you've had it". The
black tarmas slopes of into the corner until the red tarmac has gone.
Afterwards, the barman goes over to the black tarmac, and says "Thought
you were supposed to be hard. Scared of the red stuff though weren't
you". "Ah" said the black tarmac "The thing is noone tackles him. He's a
bit of a cycle path