Classy Angel - Dumb as a Brick

[PLAYBOY]

No, she is not dumb as a brick - I am. I was in Vancouver and arranged a visit after being intrigued by her pictures but not sure about all the rules and stuff she has on her site. Have a look at http://www.classyangel.com/

I will say she is:
- definitely sporting some enhanced puppies on her chest, look better under wraps in pictures than in real life
- hard to explain in terms of the actual sex, it was just not very animated if that makes sense. She didn't just lie there but it was close. For the bucks, I guess I wanted her to move a bit and take some role in the session - me being dumb again for expecting that
-nosy as hell as she was sure peppering me with questions about stuff to make the appointment

I will say she is not:
- the age she advertises as. Not a hope in hell she is 25
- a swimsuit model. I can see a model for large underwear after chest surgery but swimsuit models are not shaped that way
- a repeat by dumb me


I have spent nearly $1200 in Vancouver in the past year on what amounts to four really shitty experiences and less than $600 on five really awesome micro experiences in the same city. For me in Vancouver, it isnt even close anymore.

Now I see Angel advertising in Calgary for us guys to fly her here. Guys, we have a lot better options with a lot less money spent so consider this friendly advice.

What is it with Vancouver independent escorts who have whizzy websites, they all seem to be huge disappointments. Must be some sort of club they have!

 

[Just-Me]

her pics look delicious, but IMO her boobs are a little toooooo big.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks for the review.

And please post your other experiences when you get a chance. I've only had 1 bad experience in Van with an agency girl. While the agency was recommended to me (can't remember the name), the recommended girl wasn't available so I went with a 2nd choice. Not my best move. I think I posted about it....

I'm headed to Van soon & I'm looking for recommendations.

 

[karategirl27]

She's not ugly but I am guessing the boobs are at least a few times done and now look a bit unnatural.

The problem with her is she is totally mechanical. There is no gleem in her eye and no enthusiasm for the craft. She even slipped a few zingers about herself that made me wonder why the hell she was even doing this (oh yeah, the money!).

 

[Leslie K]

I found a good board with Vancouver recommendations called terf.ca. I found the perb.ca one all controlled by a few women who remove any shred of real information posted about themselves. On guy on terf worked for, or was going to work for, somewhere called FoxDen and he said they told him how they had dozens of handles for Perb to manipulate reviews and such.

Anyway, if you are looking for Vancouver stuff, I am not best source as I have been burned by the Vancouver so-called "great Indies" only to find out they are sort of scams. See my notes on one of them elsewhere. Stick to the micros or some of the terf.ca recommendations.

 

[Coke D]

lol well don't forget to wear your tin foil hat.

 

[asrobs]

Thanks for making me snort my coffee out my nose! You funny!

 

[blue heart]

lol well don't forget to wear your tin foil hat.[/quote]


ROFLMAO!!! and watch for the black helicoptors. there ARE watching. hee hee

 

[Jennifer M]

i don't get it.

 

[Schnuckums]

I am shocked. lol

 

[Gleek!]

fuck off and tell me what you meant a-hole.

 

[Doodlebugjim]

Sarcasm is unbecoming on you Ais.... :mrgreen: ...but I agree.

 

[Heidi K]

lmao. Well the post was pretty much all about conspiracy theories and what not. That kind of goes hand in hand with aliens, people listening in your head, spies etc etc. I think it is an old urban legend that some people were of the belief that putting tinfoil in their windows and on their heads would stop the espionage.

 

[blahblah=]]

That's why Joaquin Phoenix and the little kids were wearing the tinfoil hats in that Mel Gibson movie that was written by Shamlama-alabama Knight (or whatever the fuck his name was). There used to be an older dude that always dressed in a ski-doo suit with a motorcycle helmet lined with tinfoil down on 11th when it was the Electric Ave of fame and legend (early 90's for all you younguns). He wouldn't look you straight in the eye. Believed the aliens were trying to steal his brain. From all accounts, they were successful.

 

[Audrey]

Hey JustGR8... I knew that you looked familiar!
Congratulations from all of us here on getting most of your brain back!

M.





(That was a joke, incidentally!)

 

[Ac jasmine]

Niiiiice, Good one.

 

[Lynci]

and here I thought you were a nice guy. Now it turns out you're nuttin' but a She who shall remain nameless hog and a tattooed greaser. I feelings are in tatters.

:wink:

 

[Pompal 09.]

As for you .... tripped over your own big feet in the other thread, now you got the Mook taking licks for you? tsk tsk tsk

 

[alekssebasstrs]

you'll have to be more specific. that could be any number of threads.

 

[JBallaa]

How clumsy of me. You are absolutely correct.