Clock

[Armoni Doyal]

> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
> the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
> asked,"What are all those clocks?"
>
> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
> Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
>
> "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
>
> "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
> she never told a lie."
>
> "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
>
> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
> moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
>
> "Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.
>
> "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
>
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