Cocoa Nut =]

[Cheryl]

Wow. For about 2 minutes I didn't get it, lol.

 

[MichellemyBelle]

Lmfao hehehehe

 

[Zoo]

lmaoooooo! that cheered me up a bit

 

[Jack Black is back]

pretty funny i like it

 

[-gemma-1990-]

lol, thats kinda like this one.​

A man walks up to another person and says "you know Safeway, right? well take the f out of safe ant the f out of way." ​

the man replies "f out of safe and f out of...hey! 'there is no f in way!'"
"exactly" the other man says.
​

 

[Pompal 09.]

: Goodie but oldie

 

[spider]

Now THATS a joke

Maybe you could give the anti flag person some :help:

 

[CiaoChao]

pretty good joke m8

 

[cveakugvilqikdeya]

rofl now that i've never heard of :
good job :sly:
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[Jack A]

...A woman goes to an ice cream parlor and asks for a chocolate ice cream cone. The clerk apologizes and says that they are out of chocolate and asks her if she'd like to choose a different flavor.

The customer says, "Sure, just give me chocolate, please."


The clerk again apologizes, and thinking that the woman didn't hear him, says, "I'm sorry, we don't have any chocolate left. Is there another flavor that I can get for you?"


The woman says, "Well I guess I'll have chocolate."


The clerk, extremely pissed now, tells the woman, "Spell VAN as in vanilla."
The woman spells out, "V-A-N."


"Now," says the clerk, "spell STRAW as in strawberry."
The woman spells out, "S-T-R-A-W."


"Okay," says the clerk, "Now spell F*CK as in Chocolate."


The woman looks dumbfounded for a moment and proclaims, "Wait - there's no 'F*CK' in 'chocolate!'"

And the Clerk replies, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"








... :lmao: