code word for ***

[mrcarrotsayshi]

:clap

:clap



- goes to next joke -
​

 

[Perassolforem]

the site censors the word sex.

 

[Prozac]

Nice code for what??

 

[Guavas]

:lmao: funny stuff :

 

[ra2shadow]

Hahahahahaha.
I've heard them before but they still crack me up!

 

[Avraham]

Code word for ***​

​

A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have *** without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter”.

The child told her mother what her dad said and her mum responded, “Tell your daddy that he can’t type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter.” The child went back to tell her father.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, “tell daddy that he can type that letter now.”

The child told her father, than return to her and announce, “Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.”

Breast enlargement​

​

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.”

The lady asks, “How do I do it without surgery?”

“Just rub toilet paper between them.”

Startled the lady asks, “How does that make them bigger?”

“I don’t know, but it worked for your ass.”