Code words

[bigbill]

I've noticed a few things in ads that are "code" for things:

"Tantra." If you find this word in an ad, it means you're going to pay a huge sum for pretty much nothing. So-called Tantra providers think they've cracked the code of how to get us to shell out a lot of money for pretty much no service.

"Young and pretty." Probably over 40 and very normal looking. If you saw one of these gals in line at WalMart you wouldn't look twice.

"Exclusive or Up-Scale" Expensive, and probably not worth a fraction of the rates.

"Massage for women" or "Massage for females" - a horny guy that gets no emails or texts. Nice try though.

"Sensual." Jackhammer HJ with eye rolling if it takes more than 1 minute.

"Jenny." Not the Jenny that was there yesterday. A different Jenny. And not the Jenny that will be here tomorrow.

"Special offer" or "Special price." The same price we've been advertising for the last three months. "Special" means we eSPECIALly want your money.

 

[TBone]

"Sunny Massage" - no not that Sunny

"Grand Opening" - we've been open for a over a year, but maybe we can fool people into trying us again

"no extras" - there might be extras

 

[Johny2228]

I've noticed a few things in ads that are "code" for things:

"Tantra." If you find this word in an ad, it means you're going to pay a huge sum for pretty much nothing. So-called Tantra providers think they've cracked the code of how to get us to shell out a lot of money for pretty much no service.

"Young and pretty." Probably over 40 and very normal looking. If you saw one of these gals in line at WalMart you wouldn't look twice.

"Exclusive or Up-Scale" Expensive, and probably not worth a fraction of the rates.

"Massage for women" or "Massage for females" - a horny guy that gets no emails or texts. Nice try though.

"Sensual." Jackhammer HJ with eye rolling if it takes more than 1 minute.

"Jenny." Not the Jenny that was there yesterday. A different Jenny. And not the Jenny that will be here tomorrow.

"Special offer" or "Special price." The same price we've been advertising for the last three months. "Special" means we eSPECIALly want your money.

 

[Johny2228]

Right on,big bill..You call it as it is.Rest of the bros,pay attention

 

[Wishihadasoapy]

"Pretty masseuse " = bait just to get you in and leave blue balled

 

[Old Fart]

Thanks for the laugh BigBill. Thought of a couple more variations


"Tantra." We are too lazy for deep tissue and our massage takes longer cuz we take breaks. Takes 90 minutes but we charge for 3 hours

"Young and pretty." Well, at least compared to our usual crew.

"Exclusive or Up-Scale" My rent is high, and, well, someone's gotta pay for it.

"Massage for women" or "Massage for females" - I can't get a date so I thought I'd try this.

"Jenny." Not the Jenny that was here yesterday but if she's any good, we'll keep her for tomorrow. If not, she'll be Vivian tomorrow.

"Special offer" or "Special price." The same price we've been advertising for the last three months but it's special today. OR...
We saw you coming so we jacked up the price, special for you.