Pregnantwiv#2
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and
ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a
glass of champagne too!
'What a coincidence!' the farmer says. 'This is a special day
for me so I'm celebrating!'
'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says
the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer as they clinked glasses,
then asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying for many years to have a
child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' says the man, 'I'm a chicken farmer and
for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally
laying eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become
fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence! :::
ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a
glass of champagne too!
'What a coincidence!' the farmer says. 'This is a special day
for me so I'm celebrating!'
'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says
the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer as they clinked glasses,
then asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying for many years to have a
child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' says the man, 'I'm a chicken farmer and
for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally
laying eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become
fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence! :::