Company Motivation Posters - You'll Never See!

[Adan T]

[ol][*]If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.[*]It's only unethical if you get caught.[*]The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.[*]We put the "k" in "kwality."[*]Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity![*]A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.[*]ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.[*]Two days without a Human Rights Violation![*]Your job is still better than asking, "You want fries with that?"[*]If at first you don't succeed, try management.[*]Never quit until you have another job.[*]The floggings will continue until morale improves! [/ol]


(NM)