condoms in car....

[FrostMoSoul]

I was so happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over year and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only thing
bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age and absolutely
gorgeous. She wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her

underwear. It had to be deliberate.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I
was to be married and that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome and really didn't want to overcome. She told me that she
wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, " I'm going upstairs
to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and take
me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in
his eyes he hugged me and said, "we are so happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family."

The moral of this story is:


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Always keep your condoms in your car!

 

[BreAliooea]

:lmao::lmao:

 

[Lev]

Already Posted. The only diff was, there was a Bike instead of a Car :|