Corny but Clean

[allofthelights]

:lmao: nice jokes!

 

[zimstar]

I thought of you when i saw this clip... so i decided to post it only for you!:
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[Ahsan]

Omgggggggg Kav thats funny : :sneaky: you

 

[FTFH32]

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:Jus wanted to post this here for poppy:​

 

[jessica cate]

:lmao: @ the paint one! :

 

[hraomina]

those were pretty good

 

[Mama M]

Paddy phones for ambulance as his mate's been hit by car. Operator asks where the accident is ?? He says outside 28 Eucalyptus rd, He asked how do you spell that ? The line goes quiet for 5 mins, Operator gets a bit worried, Then Paddy says sorry about that, Iv'e just dgragged him to number 3 Oak st.

Blonde wife painting house, husband walks in cant believe she's doing so well. But has to ask her why she is wearing a leather jacket & parka, she said..... hello... read the tin it says for best results put on 2 coats.


Guy comes out of the chippy eating a meat & potatoe pie, large chips, curry sauce and a jumbo sausage. A poor man was sat freezing on the floor outside, He said "Ive had nothing to eat for 2 days". I said "I wish I had your willpower !"