Courage

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A man appeared before the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing...." the man offered. " Once I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. Then I told him, 'Leave her alone or you'll answer to me." St. Peter was impressed. " When did this happen?"
"A couple of minutes ago."

 

[iambettyboop]

Hi aloeplus

I started with diarrhoea and I've had to read all your jokes - wonderful stuff

Publisher
PS I'm over the diarrhoea []

 

[nota-loka]

Hi Publisher,

Glad you like the jokes, if it can lighten the day of just one person, then its done its job. People take life to serious and don't laugh enough, this is my attempt to brighten an otherwise cold winter's day

Nice to hear about the diarrhoea

Craig